Curse

xxSilhouette · Apr 28, 2006, 12:22 PM // 12:22

*runs in circles*

I pwnd U · Apr 28, 2006, 12:26 PM // 12:26

*sips beer, watchs Sil run in circles, wonders if she gets dizzy*

Stalker Haras · Apr 28, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50

**walks in**

Sil, damnit stop running in circles!

**throws a paper airplane at pwnt, bouncing it off his head**

xxSilhouette · Apr 28, 2006, 04:18 PM // 16:18

*runs in circles*

tommarrow · Apr 28, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

*sticks out foot tripping Sil*

xxSilhouette · Apr 28, 2006, 06:50 PM // 18:50

*runs in circles*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 28, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

*grab sil and start doing CPR on him or her*

I pwnd U · Apr 28, 2006, 08:13 PM // 20:13

*sips beer, whips out laptop and plays Factions!*

darkraider53 · Apr 28, 2006, 11:51 PM // 23:51

*Knocks out 'I pwned you', gets on labtop and deletes his account*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 29, 2006, 12:17 AM // 00:17

"walks back in thru front door, pulls out dictionary, sips beer"
"yells right in docs face that revolvers only hold 6 bullets at a time"
"walks to washroom"
"comes back and uses the force to choke doc then pick up bottle of beer and bash it over his head"
"gag-ties (or however u spell it...mr. dictionary over there) doc and puts in tiny box with no air holes"
"Ships to Taiwan"
"stares at sil running in circles, for about 20 mins"
"gets dizzy"
"sips beer"
"sips beer"
"chugs beer"
"realizes its not helping"
"sees paper airplane on ground"
"picks it up"
"stares at it blankly"
"throws it out door just to watch it come back through window to hit stalker in face and land in his beer"
"wonders if arena net changed my dragos to 20/20 or is it still 10/10 (making it worthless)"
"wants to play guild wars but can't cause my new comp dun' broke"
"pulls out pocket knife"
"stabs i pwned you and steals labtop"
"plays factions"
"sees a package has arrived a front door"
"pulls out knife from pwned, and cleans it on pwned shirt"
"walks to package and cuts it open"
"see's doc"
"sighs"
""Man doc not even Taiwan wants you...""
"sticks knife up docs ass"
"sees sword on table right next to him"
"chops off docs head with the sword"
"picks up doc with the force not to spill blood on shirt"
"goes to airport with body"
"get on plane"
"open door while flying"
"throws body out at a high altitude"
"trips and falls out"
"screams"
"sips beer"
"half way down realizes he can fly"
"flies back to bar"
"wraps docs decapitated head in white paper"
"draws black octagons on it"
"gives it to neighbor kids convincing them its a soccer ball"
"sips beer"
"gets bored and shoots sir skul with an arrow"
"stares at sil still running in circles"
""Hmm, beer and a show.""
"sips beer"
"looks around to find another 1 to kill"
"grabs bottle of vodka from behind counter using the force"
"chugs vodka"
"breaks bottle over labtop because the sword i had in prophecies was worth quite a bit, but with factions its worthless"
"walks to middle of bar"
"does a triple back flip"
"sips a new beer"
""beat that doc...you and ur queer avatar""

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 29, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22

"laughs at dark raiders avatar"

I pwnd U · Apr 29, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35

*wonders where my laptop went, sips beer*

Doc Holliday · Apr 29, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20

*coalesces unharmed back in the bar*

*"Many revolvers hold 7 bullets they just usually leave one chamber open so if it goes off no one shoots themself in the leg, I am not worried about that however so I keep all 7 chambers loaded."*

*"I dont have the time to sit there for a half an hour trying to come up with multiple ways to kill you, because it seems that unlike you I have a life, so I will top yours with one."*

*knocks silent unconscious*

*strips him down and pours honey on him*

*stakes him facedown naked over an anthill*

*kicks back and watches him scream as the ants eat him alive*

*sips beer*

*hires Obi Wan to sit next to silent and crush his pitiful stawars "force" powers with his own, if silent tries to use them again*

*"I believe you have been beaten"*

Symeon · Apr 29, 2006, 06:53 AM // 06:53

*wakes up*
*grabs an axe*
*eyes glow red*
*berserk*
*runs around decapitating people*
"M-M-M-M-M-M-MOOONNNNSSSTTTTEERRRR KILL"

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 29, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08

*gets up"
*walks over to radio and turns it on*
*stares at doc*
*sighs*
*pulls out ak-47 puts as many bullet holes as a clip will hold into doc*
*sips beer*
*sips docs beer*
*again gag ties doc and puts into box*
*throws box outside bar*
*douces box in gasoline*
*walks back to bar, lights zippo and tosses over shoulder (in slow motion)*
*turns to see doc scream as he is burned with....4th degree burns*(dont bother correcting me...i know its only 3rd)
*picks up body*
*cuts off head with a rusty spoon*
*flies to nearest nuclear (or nucular..im sure that smart-ass will correct me) plant and throws him in the pool of water used to cool down those metal rods and what-not*
*watches the body evaporate*
*laughs*
*picks up head and lets an elephant crap on it*
*rips the tiny brain in the head out as well as other organs*
*stuffs eptied out skull with bananas*
*goes to zoo and feeds it to monkeys*
*sips beer*
*walks back to bar*
*watches king symeon go nuts*
*pulls out skateboard"
*pops a 360-flip landing in nose manuel*

*sees king symeon running towards him*
*picks up skateboard and truck f**ks him over the head*
*tries to board slide the bar*
*snaps board*
*stares at it blankly*
*lights it on fire and dances around it*
*sips beer*

Doc Holliday · Apr 29, 2006, 01:54 PM // 13:54

*comes in from back room laughing because silent just killed my doppleganger*

*pulls out a desert eagle and blows silents head to pieces*

*drags the body outside*

*pulls out a chainsaw and commences hacking silent to pieces*

*puts all the pieces in a box and then drives down to the city pound*

*dumps box over fence*

*the dogs rip open the box and each run off with a piece of silents body and eat it*

*returns to bar and sits down*

*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Apr 29, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31

*sips beer, plays factions, watchs dogs eat silent, sips beer*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 29, 2006, 05:22 PM // 17:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

*comes in from back room laughing because silent just killed my doppleganger*

*pulls out a desert eagle and blows silents head to pieces*

*drags the body outside*

*pulls out a chainsaw and commences hacking silent to pieces*

*puts all the pieces in a box and then drives down to the city pound*

*dumps box over fence*

*the dogs rip open the box and each run off with a piece of silents body and eat it*

*returns to bar and sits down*

*sips beer*

"Walks back into bar as if nothing happens"
""Very nice come back doc""
"sits in between doc and pwned"
"sips beer"
"wants to buy factions"
"sips beer"

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 29, 2006, 05:35 PM // 17:35

"gets up"
"stumbles to radio"
"starts arguing with it"
"screams at radio"
"turns it off"
""ha now u shut-up""
"orders new beer"
"bartender tries to cut him off"
"cuts his head off"
"sips beer"
"turns on radio"
"headbutts radio and falls over"
"to lazy to get up"
"sips beer...sideways"

bulletsmile · Apr 29, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

"standing there staring at all those stupid people that does nothin but sipping bear*